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True Story: A woman goes into one of our fitting rooms, is in there for about 5 minutes, runs out of the store hysterical crying saying “I’M SO SORRY I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO OH MY GOD I’M SORRY” Manager get’s prepared to call security when the fitting room specialist screams bloody murder. We closed for about an hour as a cleaning crew wearing HAZMAT suits come in to take care of the problem.

I’ve cleaned up the big five (vomit, blood, faeces, urine, used needle) at my work and my boss would laugh at me if I suggested getting HAZMAT in.

It sucks hey :\

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    That’s fucking disgusting

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    know I shouldn’t laugh, but I just can’t help it.

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    have been laughing...last 10 minutes straight… tears are running down my face… I’m imaging...

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    I’m sorry but I’m laughing my head off here…

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